I saw this on a website...
(Which I have forgotten now) 
Oh, the little things that make you smile. 

Avoidable \uh-voy'-duh-buhl\:
What a bullfighter tries to do.

Baloney \buh-lo'-nee\:
Where some hemlines fall.

Bernadette \burn'-a-det\:
The act of torching a mortgage.

Burglarize \bur'-gler-ize\:
What a crook sees with.

Eyedropper \i'-drop-ur\:
A clumsy ophthalmologist.

Heroes \hee'-rhos\:
What a guy in a boat does.

Paradox \par'-u-doks\:
Two physicians.

Pharmacist \farm'-uh-sist\:
A helper on the farm.
Relief \ree-leef'\:
What trees do in the spring.
Sudafed \sood'-a-fed\:
Bringing litigation against a government official.

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